Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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