Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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