Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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