You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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