i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?