please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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