My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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We left the knife in your bed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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