ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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