The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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