i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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