I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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