I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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