dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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