who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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