It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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