kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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