Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There r osticjed everywhere
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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