so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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