Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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