I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
