I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize