Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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