Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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