Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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