I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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