I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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