You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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