where am i from again
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
