you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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