I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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