Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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