what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
its liver damage thursday
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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