So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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