I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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