Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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