: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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