Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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