why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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