Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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