How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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