susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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