Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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