You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I just found puke in my bra..
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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