I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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