i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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