my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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