I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
my being single is dangerous.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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