I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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