We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
