I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
im on a boat
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