I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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