There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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