hotel room ftw
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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