In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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