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(248): View more from Michigan

thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.

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(914): View more from New York

every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

How's dating the med student working out for you?

(715): View more from Wisconsin

After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.

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A true anatomy project.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam

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(770): View more from Georgia

I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking

(404): View more from Georgia

Lol you talk like you have a choice

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I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over

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(973): View more from New Jersey

All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.

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