Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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